I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
this just has baby written all over it
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
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