We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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