Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
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