we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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