Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
