I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
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I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
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He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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