Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
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She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
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Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch