I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.