the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.