Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
reminds me of losing my job
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
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he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
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Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?