I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
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jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care