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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was

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  you're 26.

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• (660): View more from Missouri

  I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.

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• (865): View more from Tennessee

  I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.

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• (310): View more from California

  I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?

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