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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face

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• (716): View more from New York

  Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love

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• (+27): View more from South Africa

  You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.

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• (310): View more from California

  Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.

  (310): View more from California

  Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.

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• (+46): View more from Sweden

  Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.

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• (507): View more from Minnesota

  I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink

  (815): View more from Illinois

  I care about my drink far more than her feelings

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday

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  Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?

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• (518): View more from New York

  I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.

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