Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
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he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
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He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.