I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
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I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
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Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
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