There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
Randomize
