She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
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