if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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