David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
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at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
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Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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