sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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