Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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