Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Randomize
