good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
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