cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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