Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
She needs sedatives and a leash
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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