Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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