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I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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