Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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