Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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