Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
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My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
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Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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