I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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