yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
This is the prime rib incident all over again
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
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No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
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The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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