who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
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Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
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When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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