that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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