Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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