I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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