susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
I think I sprained my soul last night
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
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