Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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