a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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