i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
No subtext here. People are naked.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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