he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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