In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
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Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
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I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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