so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
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