I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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