Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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