Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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