We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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