She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize
