I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
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Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
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Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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