Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
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He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
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I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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