at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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