Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
So called my VP's house on Sunday drunk and told him that if he didn't hire me for the new position I would skull fuck his wife. They asked me to go home today. Thanks again Vodka
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
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