just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
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If you die in college, do you die in real life?
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
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My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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