Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
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I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
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Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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