that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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