People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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