It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
My vagina just recognized that song.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Randomize
