she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Bring me that man meat
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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