omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
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