He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
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